I'd like to file this under "things they didn't
tell you that would happen after you have a baby". Hair… things. All the weird hair THINGS that happen when
you're pregnant and then after the baby is born. Right now I'm having
major hair issues-- it's falling out in clumps! It's EVERYWHERE! My hair,
it’s everywhere. [♫…Screaming infidelities, taking its wear… ♫, anyone? J]
They say that you don't shed much at all while
pregnant (remember those luscious locks? Ooh-la-la, babycakes!), but then in
about the 4th or 5th month after birth your body tries to make up
for all that extra hair and it starts a shed-a-thon. It's depressing (really depressing--"I'm
going to go bald!"), alarming (really alarming-- "is this more than
normal???"), and DANGEROUS in my case.
I have mid length hair. It gets all over me, the bed, the floor,
the bathroom and THE BABY. Ever heard of a hair tourniquet? That's when a
strand of hair gets wound around a baby's finger or toe, and if you have a boy,
his little bits-and-pieces. It can cut
off circulation to the appendage and be very painful to the tot. It happened to my brother (his pinky) and my
hairdresser’s daughter (one of her fingers). So I know it's not one of
those 1 in a million-zillion "could happens" that makes even the most
rational of moms start throwing out lunchmeat.
It DOES happen. A sick hair
irony: it's the one time in life that you need to watch out for hair around
your kid, but also the time when your hair is falling out in handfuls!!! Ahhh!!
Why?! No, no, NOOOOO!!!
This brings me to the other hair oddity worth
mention. I don’t know about you, but
during pregnancy I got all these weird hairs (3 or 4) growing in places they
never had before—like out of my neck!
I’d have to check every morning to make sure to pluck if needed. I couldn’t be leaving the house lookin’ like
a beastly-hairy-wooglar every day! I
figured once the baby was out, these crazy hairs would die off. Nope.
I still have to do a daily hairy-wooglar check. Why couldn’t these be included in the super
shed? MAKES NO SENSE! I’ll have more freakin’ hair growing out of my neck than
my head!! WOOOOOOGLAR!!! L
What has been your experience with hair and motherhood? Did you end up getting the mommy cut or could you wait it out?